But.. for the adventurous, for the person willing to break out of the usual paradigm… the Philippines is such a fantastic place for a man to go. The Philippines has so much to offer it will literally take you a lifetime to explore it all. Today, just a few hours ago, I went to the local mall to get some groceries on a Saturday
Sounds like a dream come true, eh? Well, the amazing women here is not necessarily why I’m writing today. You see, the lifestyle and women of the Philippines is downright intoxicating. As westerners we are just so unprepared to handle the amazing bounty that exists here. It really is like being a kid in a candy-store. In fact, unless you are accustomed to having your pick of women the last ten years.. I’d say that most men coming here are totally knocked off-balance for at least the first 6 months they are here. No kidding. It is a condition that makes him ripe for falling for what some women call here, “The Exotic Beauty” syndrome. I covered this in more detail in the article, “What Do You REALLY Want?“. Now, the guy who comes here and falls in love his first two months with the first lovely Filipina he spends time with is not altogether a bad scenario. If he finds love with a wonderful woman, they get married, have a few kids and enjoy life together.. that’s a beautiful thing. In fact, those guys that it works out for right away save themselves a lot of dating drama.
However.. those same guys who fall for the first ‘exotic beauty‘ that crosses their path are also the guys most likely to be taken in by an opportunistic Filipina who knows a vulnerable victim when she sees one get off the plane or show up as a newbie in the local mall. Those guys are the ones with bitter stories of how all Filipinas are ‘bad’ and not to be trusted. Well, using some common sense could have saved him from his troubles. So, Dude.. my best advice to you is this; “Get here.. then take your time.” Let’s look at it from a statistical point of view. Most, not all, but most men making the permanent move out here are doing so because there isn’t a whole lot tying him to his home country. His children are grown. He is either divorced or widowed. No current relationship or he wouldn’t be thinking about moving out of the country in the first place. He is doing okay financially to make the move and figures it’s time to see what the Philippines has to offer. After all, that Henry-guy seems to be having a blast there. (And I am, too.) So when he gets off the plane chances are he has not been doted on or treated like a king by ANY woman in a long, long time. Add to it that she’s such a cutie. And the cherry on top is she’s about 20 years old and she’s on a fast-track for him to meet her parents and start a family. She might be one of the ‘good girls’, might not. Only time will tell. And this is why I am telling you.. “Take. Your. Time.”
Here is my 3-Step ‘Plan of Action’ to any man planning to make a permanent move here to the Philippines.
#1. – First, focus on getting situated. Just like in a military operation, your first priorities are to establish a base of operations, supplies and communications. When you first get here focus your first attention to where you will be living. Find out where the nearest grocery stores are. Where to get filtered water delivered to your home. Get a cell-phone and calling plan. Get your internet connection established. Figure out what interesting things are within walking distance and which ones are best reached by tricycle (cheaper) or taxi (faster). Most of this will take you about the first month to really become functional in. I’ve been here in Mactan for 7 months, was functional in about the first 2 weeks with all the basics.. and YET, just last week I discovered a wonderful little sari-sari store nearby that makes fresh banana bread loaves for 35 pesos. They also are closer than the mall for when I need little items such as eggs, beer, cooking oil or cooked rice by the bag. I’m leaving for Bohol in two weeks, I wish I’d found this little store six months ago. But this is what I’m saying, it takes some time for you to discover your new neighborhood and what it has to offer.
#2 – Get to know some local MARRIED people. Listen to me on this. As a single foreigner you will have single women coming at you from all angles. What you need as your secondary directive is to know; who you can trust. Now, single people whether they be male or female (or ladyboy) are not to be trusted right away. Too often their motive is to make a meal-ticket out of you. Guys will want to be your friend so you buy them beers. Women want to be your friend so you give them money. A good article to read is one I did recently on scams to look out for. This is why it’s best to make friends with some married people. Not that married people won’t put the lean on you for money, because sometimes they will, but less often than single people. The big asset you have with married people is that they are very networked with who the GOOD, single Filipinas are. Out in the field it’s pretty much “buy beware” and you gotta do a lot of due diligence. With a girl referred by a family, you have a much better chance of meeting a wonderful, beautiful woman who has the character reference of people who have known her for years. If you want the surest way to weed out the gold-diggers, go this route. I know you’re still going to want to hit up the beauties at the mall and dance clubs but, I’m just letting you know now to keep your guard up. So, get to know some married locals in your neighborhood once you have your basics taken care of.
#3 – Date the woman you love for a year. Now, even though I’m telling you a year, chances are you may only date her 6 months and will just pull the trigger anyway. That’s fine too. But my main point here is.. don’t do like these other sad-story ex-pats that rolled the dice to just marry or knock-up the first exotic-beauty they met after a month together. These girls are on the fast-track to marriage. They want you to meet their parents by the second date, sometimes the first date. I am not kidding or exaggerating on this. This is how fast things move here. This is why guys end up getting spun around losing their true North and wake up married three months after their plane lands. That’s Russian-roulette in my book. Marrying someone you’ve only known a few months.. maybe she is what she seems, maybe not. Good luck with that. Take.. your.. time. If she really loves you and you present the dating-time as “courting” in order to know each other better, chances are she will comply so long as you are faithful to her. If you really think she’s the one.. date only her, don’t screw around on her and at the end of six months you will have a much better idea of who you’re planning to marry.
Now, on this last note.. notice I mentioned that during this 6-12 month courting period.. you are faithful to her. If you love this woman then I’m just preaching to the choir, you’ll be faithful to her because you love her. But, if you think you’re going to have a relationship with her going towards marriage and still date other women.. dude, you are in for a world of hurt. Filipina women are very passionate women. I’ve dated American women, Irish, Puerto Rican and a woman straight from Mexico. I will tell you.. Filipina women weave jealousy intricately into their concept of Love so tightly that you cannot break the two
Now.. to you guys who do NOT intend to get into any committed, exclusive relationships right away, don’t worry, I’ve not forgotten you. Here’s the thing.. it really is a fully-stocked candy store here. Whatever you are looking for, you will not only find it.. it can be yours. If all you want is sex for the night.. go to a club, a karaoke joint, a bar or even just park
But here’s the thing. Every silver lining has its dark cloud. Even though these one-night stands are NOT your girlfriend.. if you hook-up with them, in their mind its “as if” you are now hers in some way. Not the ‘pros’, with them it’s all business, they get paid and they are on their way without even looking back. I’m talking about the one-nighters you might meet up with from the mall or dance clubs. They will still get immediately jealous of any other woman who texts or calls you. They will still hit you up for money at some point now that they have your number. They will offer a passionate full-weekend as a way of getting their foot in the door and.. before you know it, they’ve moved in. Never asked, they just.. move in.
Oddly enough I had this happen to me years ago while I was living in the U.S. A co-worker that I never knew but had seen around, a Filipina, one day struck up some conversation with me. We both loved the beach, Chinese food and martial arts movies and instantly became friends. That was on a Thursday, the first day that I met her. By Saturday we went out to the beach. That night she had me stay overnight at her place. Sunday I went home and by Sunday night, she came to spend the night at my house. Naturally, Monday morning we each went to work as if nothing had happened. Monday night.. she calls and says she’s bringing over Chinese food and her copy of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” (original version) and she spends the night again.. only this time brings some clothes. By that Wednesday.. only six days from when we first met as complete strangers, she had managed to move into my apartment. Even though she lived with me for five months, she still kept paying rent on her empty apartment. She wasn’t raised in the U.S., she was straight from the Philippines.
Here in the Philippines I met with a wonderful young Filipina, just super cute and really, really sweet. By our third date she said I should move closer to her side of town. When I asked her why she said, “Well, since we’re going to live together I need to live close to my school.” Live together? This was the first I was hearing about this. And on the third date? So when I tell you that things move a bit faster here, believe me.. they do. (And no.. I did not move her in with me.)
As to the leisurely lifestyle you will encounter here in the Philippines.. I offer the same words, “Get here.. and then take your time.” Wherever you decide to first live when you get here, just think of it as your temporary landing location. A place to get your bearings
I’ve checked out about five or six of the bigger ones and, in my opinion, the best one that has the most information and has been the most helpful is PhilippinesExpatForum.com . I don’t get any kick-back for referring them, they are simply the best forum I’ve been a part of. Check them out and you’ll see. Too many other forums are just old-dudes having cranky political arguments that have nothing to do with life in the Philippines. Not at this one. They have info on where to go, find stuff, stuff to do.. you name it. So once you get here take a look around, explore the area. Whatever island you choose it will have it’s city and it’s province areas and you gotta check them out. Take your time and I suggest just getting a 6-month lease instead of locking in to a 1-year lease. Before your 6 months is up I guarantee you that you’ll have found some really cool area to relocate to and enjoy even more. So.. whether it be women or living locale, don’t commit right away on the very first one. Get here, take your time looking around. Enjoy the adventure. Keep your wits about you. Keep one hand on your wallet.. the other on your heart and you’ll have the time of your life here.
Henry V.
www.lifebeyondthesea.com
Author: Reekay V.
Since 2012 I’ve been traveling through various islands of the Philippines as a full-time Expat and spent 1999 living in Vietnam.
Share with me my ongoing adventures of life in the Philippines. Hopefully you find my observations helpful in your own adventures.
— Reekay